The Oops: I didn't mean to get everyone's hopes up about Ryan's birthday present! (We actually had someone call to wish Ryan a happy birthday and ask what he got after reading this.) We just usually don't get each other much so I was excited about buying him something he didn't specifically ask for. Unfortunately, for you, and perhaps for Ryan, it was not anything spectacular like a flat screen TV or a new iPod to replace his dying one. It was one of these. See? Not all that exciting. But he's mentioned getting one for a couple of years now (especially after painful dental cleanings) and it's something I didn't think he'd go out and buy for himself.
So now you know that we're really old. Because who buys a toothbrush for someone's birthday unless they are really old?
The Uh-Oh: The following conversation took place the other evening while I was putting the finishing touches on dinner. The whole family decided to join me in the kitchen and this ensued:
Sydney: "Mommy, you know how you had me and Liam and Evan in your tummy?"
Sydney: "Well, how do you make a person? How did a baby get in there?"
Liam: "Ba la la ma pa la la la la la ya ya ya ya!"
Me: "Liam, hush. What?!?"
Sydney: "How do you make a person?"
Me to Ryan: "You wanna field this one, Mr. Biology Major?"
Ryan to me: "Not particularly. I'll let you handle this one."
Me to Ryan: "Oh, come on. You have a degree in this."
Ryan to me: "I didn't learn this in college. I learned it in elementary school."
Me to Ryan: "But not from a teacher. From your friends. This is Texas, after all. There is no class on this in Texas."
Ryan to me: "True."
And then Sydney wandered off, tired of waiting for us to give her an answer.
You'd think we'd have come up with an answer for this by now, seeing as she's old enough to remember both of her brothers being in utero. But, like the stereotypical ostrich, we've had our heads stuck in the sand hoping that she'd never ask.
I guess I should come up with some sort of age appropriate answer, but I have no idea what that will be. We don't want to overwhelm her with too much information or scare her or whatever, but we also don't want to lie to her.
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