I entered the "Worst Mother's Day Contest" on Milk and Cookies and I won an Amazon gift certificate.
Of course, to enter such a contest, one has to expose the gift giver and their
So, without further ado, the winning entry:
Our first child was due the day after Mother’s Day 2003 so I was VERY pregnant that particular Mother’s Day. My husband looked quite confused when MY mother gave me a card and gift that day. He claimed that he didn’t have to get me anything because “technically” I wasn’t a mother yet. 39 weeks, 6 days pregnant and “technically” not a mother yet….sheesh.
I am certain that I won only by random number selection because some of the other entries made my jaw drop: cheese grater, deep fryer, dust buster, Dear John letter. Reading the other entries made me grateful for my sweet husband, that's for sure.
So, sorry Ryan. I honestly didn't think I'd win and put you in the spotlight as a terrible gift giver. After all, you've given me the best Mother's Day gifts ever: Sydney, Liam and Evan.