Dear Liam

Dear my sweet boy,

I love you to pieces, but you are driving me nuts. PLEASE stop pooping two seconds after I put a clean diaper on you. I realize that you appreciate having a "fresh bowl", but diapers are not cheap and I'm going to have to start dipping into your college fund soon to pay for them. Also, hopping onto your zebra toy and going to town immediately after pooping is a less than desirable situation, too. It would be much easier on both of us if you would just do your business and then not move until I can grab a new diaper and the wipes. Thanks so much for understanding!

Love,
Your Mom