Smarty-pants

Scene: Our house, 7:45 am on a Tuesday. Ryan and Sydney need to leave in ten minutes for school and work.


Me: Sydney, will you please go get dressed? This is the FIFTH time I've had to ask you to get dressed.

Sydney: No, it isn't. It's only the fourth time.


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Scene: Our house, 24 hours later.


Me: How many times do I have to ask you to get dressed?

Sydney: A hundred.


Gah!!!!!