My Tiny Teenager

Three verbal gems from Sydney this past week:


"Is that what you're wearing to the bus stop?"

Apparently you can embarrass your children well before they hit adolescence.



"Mommy, you're old. You have lines on your forehead."

Solution? A new wrinkle cream. Also: muzzle for child. (Just kidding about the muzzle. Maybe.)



"Whoa, those are big jeans."

Gee, thanks. Now I have motivation to get exercising again.