Three verbal gems from Sydney this past week:
"Is that what you're wearing to the bus stop?"
Apparently you can embarrass your children well before they hit adolescence.
"Mommy, you're old. You have lines on your forehead."
Solution? A new wrinkle cream. Also: muzzle for child. (Just kidding about the muzzle. Maybe.)
"Whoa, those are big jeans."
Gee, thanks. Now I have motivation to get exercising again.
3 months ago