Our Thanksgiving

To the tune of the last verse of "The Twelve Days of Christmas":

On my Thanksgiving weekend, my family gave to me:

12 bouts of crying,
11 dirty serving dishes,
10 hours of "visiting",
9 temper tantrums,
8 pounds of sweet potatoes,
7 types of veggies,
6 food stained bibs,
5 kinds of pie.......
4 screaming children,
3 boring football games,
2 gigantic turkeys,
And a head cold that won't go away.